Due to government crackdowns
It’s too difficult to get the correct chemicals required to make safe ecstasy
And the Para-Methoxyamphetamine scene is really dying on its arse lately
That’s one of the substitutes in shit pills that can kill ye
It’s not MDMA, the key ingredient in ecstasy
Para-Methoxyamphetamine makes your temperature rise, rapidly.
It doesn’t produce a euphoric effect
You need a massive fucking dose
Crammed right down fucking your neck
Slow acting at the start so they often take it again
Having one, then another is a common misconception
Agitation, confusion and convulsions
Been known to lead to heart attacks
And death if you don’t stop em’
Have I got your medical attention?

Take the production line out of the hands of idiotic delinquents
Who think a Rolex is somehow still culturally fucking relevant.
The best pills now are stamped with big brands
No-one eats Mitsubishi’s or love heart shaped sweets
They want Facebooks and Sponge Bobs and Dr. Dre Beats.
He might make fucking shite headphones
But his ectos are sweet.

Don’t Eat the Green Swedge

Ever kept a pill because you thought the stamp was cool?
Ecstasy’s culture you can’t talk about in schools
Even though this education could save lives
With this education Leah Betts would have survived
She drank 7 litres, 90 minutes, 1995.
No one ever said one pint an hour is more than enough
Don’t leave your friends once you’ve got inside the club
No one ever told her the truth
Just made her terrified so she’d avoid it
Then used her death to terrify the next generation
How’s that working out for ya?
Water under the bridge
Water boarding kids
Decoded message from Betts
The governments fucking dangerous
But the blames not on MP’s for lack of action,
They told her Ecstasy dehydrates you and it fucking does dammit.
Why haven’t they been branded as bad, fucked or evil?How many more can the government kill
Before they make this non-addictive substance legal? 

Don’t Eat the Green Swedge

Just one pill could kill you, even the first one
But the boys don’t believe you cos they’re eating fucking loads of them
Kids aren’t stupid, no wonder they don’t trust you
Mixed messages make messages a little fucking see through
Drugs are bad
All drugs have horrible negative side effects
Drugs should not be taken under any circumstances
(not including caffeine, alcohol and tobacco)
Drugs are the devil.

Don’t Eat the Green Swedge

The Daily Mail thinks kids
“Have a far to laid back attitude towards party drugs
Like ketamine and MDMA,
Not realising how dangerous those party drugs can be.”
Well you should probably stop calling them party drugs then, shouldn’t you?
You fucking idiots.
But the blames not on the Daily Mail
Cos they’ve informed the public
That large amounts of drugs can be dangerous
That’s another tally on the lives saved today list
Don’t Eat the Green Swedge

Have I made you fucking terrified yet?

Don’t Eat the Green Swedge

And as always I am open to suggestions
Can you think of a better way to fix the problem?
It’s a part of our culture; you won’t stop them taking them
Scare tactics pop up after media attention?
Being condescending to young adults is totally out of the question 

But Don’t Eat the Greeeen Swedge

How can you test that what you’re eating is really what you’re eating?
We need to do something soon because people are dying
They’ve been dying for the last 30 years
And we’ve still not changed our tactics
The powers in the hands of the dance floor bandits

Think of all the things laws brings with them
Quality control with government regulations
Some statistics and data on the rates of consumption
Scientific study and with limits and then age restriction
Then tax it and use the money for drug education
You can stop scaring people, because it’s not fucking working
Eliminate the opportunity for criminal intervention
Not even touching on the organised drug mule and trafficking system
Different strength tablets depending on the person
A non-addictive alternative to the alcohol problem
To many fucking advantages to list them

Without the bullets this gun isn’t lethal
Time to make this non-addictive substance legal.



Imagine throwing your head off a tower block,
With your feet planted firmly on the roof
Just as your face hits the floor
Your body catches upwithyou,

But your necks not stretched to make the distance
And everything is still attached
The building’s just getting smaller
Hit the toilet floor, you’re mashed.

Burns Night Poem

Burns Night Poem

Tuesday morning,
Wonder where the week went?
Dropped half a months rent,
Well spent. Not yet.
Still got a night left
Hibernate, weathers wet
Don’t hide, not yet –
Unless it’s in a basement.

The years just started,
This is the first party
No good reason missin’
Haggis, neaps and tatties

Unless you hide with the best of them
Missing colours in the spectrum
A low ceiling laser show
Burnin’ in your cranium
Burns like the best of them
Burns night’s beckoning
Watch a promo whisky
Cure the thirst of a nation

A quarter of a century
Knocked off infinity
If you wanna blaze a snout
We’ll pay for the penalty

Don’t need a later licence
Don’t need a guest fay Italy
Don’t need another reason
Cause we pack em in intensively

For the hero of a country
Changing lives with poetry
Who the fuck really thinks
Thatcher needs another holiday?
No me, no need.
Reward love, not greed
99 reasons
We’re holding on to free speech

The kind that makes week knees
The kind that makes the roof week
The kind that moves instead of speaks,
The kinda music we can breathe.

Toothless Dreaming

Like broken glass
In wrong hands
Edge on a pain
on a shard
on a pain
on an

Weight becomes potential with mothers warnings
Wait because we’ve nowhere to go
Weight could
Wait, not yet
Don’t hold on

dont drop any

It falls through your hands
Falls as slowly as you watch it

Unable to relax
Like standing on an edge
Like holding your breath
Like firework’s crosshairs
Like a closing gap
Like an impact
Like broken glass